LIMITATION ON AND EXCLUSION OF REMEDIES AND DAMAGES. You can recover from Microsoft and its suppliers only direct damages up to U.S. $5.00. You cannot recover any other damages, including consequential, lost profits, special, indirect or incidental damages.
That is so generous of them - they are willing to pay your $5.00 if their software causes some sort of damage. For instance, the JDBC driver has a bug that causes data corruption in my central IT database, and I can get $5.00 from Microsoft to cover the damages.
Generous to a fault, those guys are. What will the stockholders have to say about that?