Speaking of stimulus payments, NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me last weekend had some fun with the fact that the porn industry was looking for a bailout. They said that this has inspired some new film titles, such as "AIG-spot" and "The Stimulus Package". :)
Anyway, here's the email I got:
After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that
you are eligible to receive a Stimulus Payment.
Please submit the Stimulus Payment Online Form in order to process it.
A Stimulus Payment can be delayed for a variety of reasons.
For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.
To submit your Stimulus Payment form, please download the attached document.
Note: If filing or preparation fees were deducted from your 2007 Refund or you
received a refund anticipation loan, you will be receiving a check instead of a
Internal Revenue Service
Just for fun, I opened the attached document in Google Spreadsheets. It was empty. I'm sure it had quite a payload of nasties hidden in its ballast.
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